#1 Q: What do you take before every meal?
A: A “seat”!!
#2 Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it’s too far to walk!
#3 Q: what did one fish say to the other?
A: if you keep your mouth closed you will not get caught.
#4 Q: what is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: the word smiles because there is a mile between each s.
#5 Q: What do dogs eat at the movie theatre ?
#6 Q: Why did the squirrel cross the road?
A:To show his girlfriend he had guts.
#7 Q: Why was the man fired from the M&M company?
A: Because he threw away all the M&M’s that had W’s on them.
#8 Q:What is snake’s favorite subject?
A:Hiss – tory
#9 Q:What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?
A:Dill me in!
#10 Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Sorry I know these are very silly but it’s what my 10 year is into and thought I would share it!